I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
Rick and Morty
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
"I like to imagine that whenever Esteban screwed something up at the Tipton, Mr. Moseby would punish him with his huge pulsating cock."
oh jesus christ
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL